Ridiculous rhymes 2

ENGLISH: Some more really ridiculous rhymes.  Instructions to be posted below.

Two fat flies

On my fries                  

With the biggest wings and eyes

Our cat Trish   

Has a wish

Fish on a dish

Robin Hood                    

In the wood

Scoffing stolen Christmas pud

Red Riding Hood     

We think she’s good

But she’d cheat you if she could

Sleeping Beauty

She’s on duty

Lying still and looking cutey

Papa Smurf               

   

Wants to surf

So he practises on turf 

A big black crow           

Pecked my toe

Really, truly, Pinocchio?

We all have lunch

We like to munch

Apples that crunch   

My little ted               

On the bed

On my pillow, it's red

A dog in my bag       

                      

Watch his tail wag

But where’s his tag?                  

RHYMING GAME:
STEP 1  TAKE A WORD, ANY WORD, AND FIRST SEE HOW MANY WORDS YOU CAN THINK OF THAT RHYME WITH IT, EG PLAY, HAY, DAY, BAY, GREY, JAY, KAY, LAY, MAY, PAY, RAY, SAY, WAY...
STEP 2  INVENT A SENTENCE WITH ONE OF THE WORDS AT THE END EG MY HOUSE IS GREY
STEP 3  INVENT MORE SENTENCES WITH THE OTHER RHYMING WORDS, BUT THEY DON'T HAVE TO BE CONNECTED WITH THE FIRST SENTENCE EG  THE MONTH OF MAY, A SHIP IN THE BAY, DO YOU WANT TO PLAY?  JAY SAID NO WAY, SO LET'S ASK RAY ...
STEP 4 PLAY WITH THE COMBINATIONS AND COMBINE THE THREE SENTENCES THAT SOUND THE BEST (THEY CAN BE SURREAL, SILLY, SERIOUS, WHATEVER YOU LIKE)